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Doomsday (#14)
"Anybody got an aspirin?"

Chano's got problems with the IRS and Wojo arrests a phoney priest, played by Steve Landesberg. Just when the audience hopes to be flashed by this weeks nutjob guest, he slides off his coat to reveal quite a nice belt of dynamite sticks. He demands the governor, the mayor, and the city counsil be arrested due to their lack of action regarding the polluted, overpopulated, and crime-ridden condition of the city.

Father Paul

Ah, the suicide bomber - a time-honored cop show tradition. Just when you wonder how a problem of this magnitude can possibley be solved in less than 30 minutes, Barney gets so pissed off during one of his lectures, he just walks over and disarms the guy.